'Dance Yourself Clean'

Cami • 18 • living in the UK • Argentina • 'you miss 100% of the shots that you don't take'

'Dance Yourself Clean'
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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
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danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy
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dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko
dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko
dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko
dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko
dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko
dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko
dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko
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nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally
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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
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